

Michael Jackson
Do stop, we've had enough. Dress up like Jackson and you'll resemble half of mankind too. Whether the look is Jackson when he was still black, Michael-as-zombie from the "Thriller" video or late-stage Michael with a missing nose, someone else will be doing it too--and probably better.
Sarah Palin

Rick Pitino and Karen Sypher
The guy wears khakis and a University of Louisville polo with pasta stains. He issues strange rants, invoking 9/11, Ted Kennedy and the Khmer Rouge. The woman sports a low-cut dress and handcuffs, and sips a mojito telling everyone that she only leaves the house to go to church. Bonus: Get a second guy to dress up as Pitino's assistant, Vinnie Tatum: that costume involves just laying facedown on the floor.
Southern Belles: Louisville
