1. UTTER COMPLETE PANIC
BUY GROCERIES. SALT EVERYTHING. WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN. WE MUST GET TO KROGER.
2. Childlike Excitement
Snowball fights! An army of snowmen! Snow forts everywhere!
3. Irrational Sadness
Every twenty something girl on tumblr is probably going to post a picture of herself in a bikini and say something wistful like "*<3 miSSinG SUMMER <3*" you too will find yourself longing for the sweltering heat of mid-July as Kentuckiana gets colder and colder.
4. Seasonal Grumpiness
A new coat of snow turns slushy and gross so fast downtown. Those gorgeous flakes of last weekend are ruining Uggs everywhere. Going out at night turns into an ordeal because everything pretty you own is too skimpy and for some reason you can't go to a bar in footie pjs. OR CAN YOU?
Also everyone drives like six miles an hour on the interstate. Safety schmafety, I have to get to work people!
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