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    Yesterday Page One Kentucky posted Jack Conway's high school yearbook entry:

    U.S. Senate candidate Jack Conway's yearbook profile.
    Note the quote:

    "Whenever I choose between two evils, I choose the one I’ve never tried."

    So if the now Democratic U.S. Senate candidate was presented with the option of smoking cigarettes for the second time or taking a maiden voyage into devil worship, he'd hail Satan.

    Why is Jack Conway so willing to worship the devil?* Why did Jack Conway introduce this ridiculous line of reasoning into the campaign? Why are there so many questions about Jack Conway?

    *Conclusion based on the assumptions that devil worship is evil and an ever-present option (likely beliefs of Conway, a Catholic and St. Xavier graduate), and the Aqua Buddha theory of politics that Conway injected into the campaign (which allows for the literal interpretation of schoolboy utterances).

    Photos: Top--Kentucky Office of the Attorney General; Bottom--Page One Kentucky.

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    I'm a freelance writer, focusing on travel, food, and A&E. I've contributed to Condé Nast Traveler, Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Air Canada's enRoute, Gawker Media's Gridskipper and Deadspin, USA Today, BlackBook, and Curbed. Previously I was a senior editor at Aol Travel and MapQuest. And, before that, director of content and editorial strategy for Louisville.com. I also was the founding editor of Eater Louisville. Washington, DC based. Boston born. Kentucky Colonel.

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