• Vice President Joe Biden’s in town today to enlighten workers at the G.E. Appliance Park. [WFPL]
• Benedict XVI has already taken the papal coronation oath, and he’s not taking any others. Sorry, U.S. District Court in Louisville. [AP]
• Education-wise, Louisville is keeping up with the Joneses. [Business First]
• Bo and Luke Duke move to Lyndon, let their freak flag fly. Yeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaa. [WHAS]
• If you get carded in Indiana, be proud that you look so young. Like under 50. [Courier-Journal]
• Have an opinion about Rick Pitino? Great. How about Rick Pitino and sex? [UPI]

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