A "blue tongue skink" is for sale in Shepherdsville. $125. Is that the going rate for skinks these days?
PC users over the age of 18 can win a $100 Visa gift card by taking a survey about sexual attitudes.
A 35-year-old man who describes himself as "a dynamo in the sack" is looking for "relations minus the relationship." Try not to fight over this one, ladies.
Yet another connection was missed at the Kroger on Goss Avenue. This time, a "bigger older man" seeks a "very handsome young bearded man" he made eye contact with.
"$$$ WOOHOO!! FREE RENT!! $$$" "Apartments WILL NOT LAST!"
Get yourself a 3-way liquor license. Only $60,000.
If a liquor license isn't your style, how about 55 acres of perennial peanut hay?
"INVESTOR NEEDED NO GIMMICKS SOLID RETURN" . Seriously. Go give them your retirement fund. "These types of businesses will forever make money their track records speak for themselves".
Video gamers earn $800 weekly. "Not a "get rich scam". Work is required." The catch? "Low Startup Capital is required for Training."
A "servant leader" is wanted to earn income. 12 ways. "CRYBABIES" or the "UNMOTIVATED" need not apply. "This is not a day care or a mental health safe haven." And remember, kids: "Life is sales. Sales is life."
"$$$ GIRLS WANTED $$$" "Are You Tired of working and just barley making it ???"