This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist: Jan. 24-30

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This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist...

$75,000 to anyone who can "prove that the Askenazi (European) Jews are the true children of ancient Israel."

A guy who's "into shit like turnstile and more metally stuff like harms way" wants to start a hardcore bad. He plays bass, yo.

A "couple wants lady for fun times."

The guy who got gas at the Goss Avenue Kroger fuel station still seeks his older man in the white car.

Man risks a broken arm to find woman with nipple piercings that he met at The Godfather.

$229,900 buys you some "eye popping WOW factor !!" "This pretty approx ONE ACRE LOT is truly park like, and you are close to lovely CRYSTAL LAKE - a great place to take a walk !"

An engineer seeks an "adorable young girl friend." The lucky lady gets free rent. "Age not big deal to me it your heart is more interested I am in. I guess the younger the better:)," says this gentleman. "LOL if you look hot in a string bikini you can move".

Hey, vintage computer enthusiasts! A Texas Instruments 99/4A computer (circa 1981) is only $35. According to Wikipedia, the original retail price was $525. What a steal!

Topless and nude staff needed for monthly parties with "A-list crowd and millionaire guests."

"ATTENTION COLLEGE STUDENTS MAKE MORE MONEY THEN YOUR PROF!!!" Be a marketing manager for some sort of vaguely fitness-related scheme. "$1000-$2000/week+additional bonuses."

And finally, fear not. "*The Future of Blogging is here**". "Our blogging platform will blow away Wordpress, Blogger, Tumblr and all the other platforms out there with its functionality. Over $3M in development costs and one year in creation..."

 

 

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Piscean. INFJ. Cat person. Runner. Mediocre housekeeper. Excellent cook. Scours the sleaze on Craigslist so you don't have to.
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