The 10 funniest Louisville tweets about the Academy Awards

Courtesy of a search on Digital Louisville [3], here are the 10 funniest tweets from Louisville residents about last night's broadcast of the Academy Awards: --Amuk3 [4]: " There's an approx. .0000001% chance a huge asteroid will hit Earth in next 30 years. #thingsicareaboutlessthantheoscars" [sic] --Shelbyshelly [5]: "Did Ryan Seacrest actually ask Tom Ford what he was wearing......DUH!!!" --gypsydoodlebug [6]: "I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life." --mralphafreak [7]: "hahaha, the faces of kristen stewart and taylor lautner: 'who is this hughes guy?' LOL" --bybenjamin [8]: "Wow. Sarah Jessica Parker looks... nicely embalmed. At least they matched those extensions to her hair color." --glindsey1023 [9]: "Anyone else see #SamuelJackson roll his eyes at Monique's speech - ooops!" --Cam_wright [10]: "I don't care if people eat and kill dolphins. They're not endangered." --b_cubbage [11]: "Anyone else want to say that the Dude abides? You have 20 seconds left." --mikejonesradio [12]: "i missed the oscars last night. i'll miss them next year. until they start honoring films i watch (stupid comedy and porn), i don't care." --BellarmineRadio [13]: "How bout them Oscars? Honestly, we think Jeff Bridges' Oscar really ties the room together." You also might enjoy: Flash mob hits the Highlands [14] Photo: cliff1066™ [15]