I don't have the most patriotic wardrobe and don't exactly think Margaret's Consignment [3] (2700 Frankfort Ave.) is up my alley. Maybe I'll just paint my body red, white and blue, play the heck out of my vuvuzela — you surely know by now that that's the name of those annoying South African soccer horns — and cheer on the U.S. World Cup squad. Oh, wait.

