Tonight at the Kentucky State Fair, somewhere around 8pm MC Hammer is putting on a live show, and though I was originally totally against checking this thing out, I'm now going to be one of the attendees. A gang of us are heading out that way in the next few hours, and everyone is talking about getting white boy wasted. In another conversation I had yesterday with my editor we were talking about the sober factor for the show. He bet me that I couldn't stay that way for the concert, and I told him I'd try, but as I write the few friends that are sitting beside me are already getting their pre-charge on, and cracking beers while peer pressure taunting me about not being able to soberly stand the wickedness of Hammer live. They say it's going to be too much for my brain to withstand, and eventually I'll have to cave in. So, I'm about to cave in as we speak. Get your ass out to the fair this evening. It's going to be all kinds of awesome.
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