Elton John, the 1970s' version of Lady Gaga  (except that the existence of his penis has been confirmed ) will be playing the KFC Yum! Center on April 15. Tickets, $19.50, $49 and $139.50 go on sale Friday, March 18 at 10 a.m. through Ticketmaster's website  or at 800-745-3000.
No word if Sir Elton will dedicate an updated "Candle in the Wind" to Louisville's tragic blonde, Karen Sypher.
Photo: Courtesy Elton John