A "blue tongue skink " is for sale in Shepherdsville. $125. Is that the going rate for skinks these days?
PC users over the age of 18 can win a $100 Visa gift card by taking a survey about sexual attitudes .
A 35-year-old man who describes himself as "a dynamo in the sack" is looking for "relations minus the relationship. " Try not to fight over this one, ladies.
Yet another connection was missed at the Kroger on Goss Avenue . This time, a "bigger older man" seeks a "very handsome young bearded man" he made eye contact with.
Texas Roadhouse sure is getting a lot of missed connection action. A woman seeks the bald server  she couldn't take her eyes off of. A man couldn't keep his eyes off a woman with a carry-out bag .
"$$$ WOOHOO!! FREE RENT!! $$$ " "Apartments WILL NOT LAST!"
Get yourself a 3-way liquor license . Only $60,000.
If a liquor license isn't your style, how about 55 acres of perennial peanut hay ?
"INVESTOR NEEDED NO GIMMICKS SOLID RETURN" . Seriously. Go give them your retirement fund. "These types of businesses will forever make money their track records speak for themselves".
Video gamers earn $800 weekly. "Not a "get rich scam" . Work is required." The catch? "Low Startup Capital is required for Training."
A "servant leader " is wanted to earn income. 12 ways. "CRYBABIES" or the "UNMOTIVATED" need not apply. "This is not a day care or a mental health safe haven." And remember, kids: "Life is sales. Sales is life."
"$$$ GIRLS WANTED $$$ " "Are You Tired of working and just barley making it ???"