This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist...
$25 gets you some thigh highs, panties, bras or socks worn by this lady (or gentleman?)  while doing a task of your choice. Use your imagination. For only $4 more, you get pics. No full-body shots though.
Free juvenile convicts!  "Some are sexable some not." Calm down, y'all. It's not what you're thinking. Apparently, convicts are a kind of fish.
"Punk rock kind of chicks " wanted to hang out with single 21-year-old male.
Former (retired?) Chippendales  are waiting to warm you up at the Fern Valley Inn & Hotel. "Magic Mike Ladies Night" is this Saturday only.
"*Pizza - Pasta - Dollywood - Net $150K Profit (6 Days) " "Great Service, Great Menu and lots of Repeat customers."
Apartments for rent at some complex in the east end will leave you to "Get CUPID STRUCKED by our VALENTINE SPECIALS!!! "
Better get in on this "Legitimate Opportunity To Make 6 Figures From Home. " "The company does all of the selling for you.Just bring them the applicants and they close the deal for you.It's that simple."
If that deal doesn't grab you, how about a sales position for a "meat snack company "? Meat snacks. Mmmmm.
Got red hair and freckles ? This guy wants to take nekkid pics of you!
And finally, who wouldn't want to lose weight with some supplement called Yacon Syrup . It's free. Go getcha some!