This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist...
A local videographer is in need of some "super hot ladies ." Why? Because "Beachside music video as well as being on a boat that you party on."
Man seeks property on which to hunt wild boar . What? Wild boars aren't crawling all over your backyard?
A man and woman made a connection, then missed it in Joe Ley Antiques.  "you showed me the mummy case and I showed you the diorama," says the woman. Aw.
"Do you have a dream to open an Antique Mall? Dance Hall and cafe? " Really, who doesn't? You can, if you buy all 11,879 square feet of a building in Greenville, In. It's actually a steal at $195,000.
For sale: a concrete beaver.  Unpainted, "well over a foot tall and almost a foot wide." The seller will meet you anywhere in the state of Kentucky.
A local woman has had a crush on the UPS man for years. Good luck to the lady in the office in Mt. Washington!