April 29, 2010 - 4:20pm
The infield is full of booze, boobs, and bad ideas - and we're sharing the best of the worst.
Up above in the boxed seats, you'll find women in dresses that cost more than my rent, men envying the youth of one another's trophy wives, and the occasional celebrity. The food is good, the drinks are better, and there are no lines for betting.
We're not talking about them.