Our country is inundated with billboards and commercials featuring young, attractive people living life to the fullest, assisted by that alleged nectar of life: the pale yellow mass-produced lager beer. Growing up, I was told that beer tastes like urine. To one uneducated on the subject, such as I was, there is no beer beyond Budweiser, Coors, or Miller, and yes: it tastes like your toilet.
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Soon I will be heading back to teaching full time, which means my nearly 17-month stint as a stay-at-home mom will end. And once a week Jack will be home from day care in my better half's loving care and guidance. I asked hubby what activities he was planning with our toddler, and he gave me a shrug. "I don't know....we can go to Lowe's. Or maybe he can help me work on the car?" Images of our 17-month-old covered in diesel weilding a ratchet flashed before my eyes.
Now that Jack is eating us out of house and home, my husband and I have been searching for good, local restaurants that offer free kids menus. Here is a list I've gathered, some from my own experience and some from word of mouth. Please note- it's always best to call in advance to make sure that these offers still stand.
Bearno's: Their twitter feed says kids eat free on Monday and Tuesday nights. The Bearno's in the Highlands has kids eat free nights on Wednesdays.
Brownings (at Slugger Field): Kids eat free on Mondays. I've never even been to this restaurant.
The courtyard of the Mellwood Arts Center was a great place to be last night. There was plenty of good people-watching, amongst the large, well-dressed, independent business-supporting crowd. The weather was nice, the beer was flowing, and the eardrum-shattering noise of the band inside the main hall was muffled. The bands weren't bad, they just overwhelmed the indoor space so much that the people pouring the beer could hardly hear the orders, and conversation was impossible.
