A missed connection results in choking on cannolis, and a spank bank.
This week's Weird Craigslist Listing comprises of a girlfriend with a satanic secret. About a week before Halloween this poor fella gets this bomb dropped on him by his "sexy, smart, giving, caring, good girl" girlfriend. Well, what did she have to say?
I almost want to buy this donkey just to say that I have a donkey that's not only safe for kids to ride, but for a cool $75, it will also protect your livestock. I can't help but laugh as I'm writing this!