Tonight at the Kentucky State Fair, somewhere around 8pm MC Hammer is putting on a live show, and though I was originally totally against checking this thing out, I'm now going to be one of the attendees.  A gang of us are heading out that way in the next few hours, and everyone is talking about getting white boy wasted.  In another conversation I had yesterday with my editor we were talking about the sober factor for the show.  He bet me that I couldn't stay that way for the concert, and I told him I'd try, but as I write the few friends that are sitting beside me are already getting th