April 12, 2013 - 11:24am
What happens if you miss your payments? Emilio Estevez happens.
My uncle was a repo man. It was his job to collect vehicles whose owners were delinquent on their payments. His “clients” didn't like him much.
March 22, 2013 - 10:30am
Witness Tommy Wiseau's tragic masterpiece(?) on the big screen.
Listen: something magical is going to happen tomorrow night at Baxter Avenue Theater. I have written about it twice before. After the second time, I witnessed it for myself, and I have returned, brothers and sisters, to inform you of it a third time, for it has returned: a tale of love and loss,...
March 8, 2013 - 11:15am
Presenting the new horror-comedy based on the novel by Cracked contributor David Wong.
I used to read Cracked religiously. Every article, every day. I enjoyed the humor, I enjoyed the little tidbits of information. Some hilarious videos, too. Eventually I fell too far behind – too much to read on my plate, between Cracked and local publications, also considering I always have a...
February 22, 2013 - 11:30am
See Charlie Chaplin's "romance in pantomime" on the big screen.
My intense love of Charlie Chaplin is no secret to anyone. In the silent era of film, the Germans were the best – except for Chaplin. It is my honest belief that the world would be a better place if everybody watched his films. There is something special about them, something pure and...
February 8, 2013 - 12:00pm
See Kevin Smith's classic romantic comedy on the big screen this Saturday.
I have a film recommendation for you. We're going to talk about Kevin Smith, but maybe not the Kevin Smith you know and love (or hate, perhaps – sometimes he can be polarizing). Clerks is considered a classic of independent film, and he went on to make films in a similar vein such as...