64°F9:10 AM My conservative parents realized early in my childhood that they couldn’t completely keep me from the influence of TV and radio, so their clever defense was to allow me TV consumption of the most tame and harmless programs they could find that I might still be convinced were cool.
This meant re-runs of The Brady Bunch and Little House on the Prarie and childhood crushes on Maureen McCormick (That season of Celebrity Fit Club she was on a few years ago was an emotional rough patch