July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
5:00 at the Kentucky Derby and somehow, all the girls still have their clothes on. However, there is flying beer.
Only at Derby will a woman my age and weight be asked in all seriousness to flash her tits.
Now, in defense of the men braving the infield in this weather, breasts of any sort are few and far between. I've seen half a dozen slip-n-slides optimistically arranged outside tents.
"If I don't...