Courtesy of a search on Digital Louisville, here are the 10 funniest tweets from Louisville residents about last night's broadcast of the Academy Awards:

--Amuk3: " There's an approx. .0000001% chance a huge asteroid will hit Earth in next 30 years. #thingsicareaboutlessthantheoscars" [sic]

--Shelbyshelly: "Did Ryan Seacrest actually ask Tom Ford what he was wearing......DUH!!!"

Nicolas Cage meets Mickey Mouse!

That's right, ladies and gents, for those of you who love a good sword and sorcery movie, well, we might actually get one this summer! The early reviews of this movie are surprisingly good with suggestions it might just turn into a stealth blockbuster.

Avengers Assemble!

The Derby City Movie Maniacs are whipping out the masks and capes for Iron Man 2! That's right, it's time to dress up as your favorite superhero - be it DC, Marvel, or something independent.

I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!

Although the notice is short, the Derby City Movie Maniacs can't miss out on the surreal delight that will be Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland."

Due to inclement weather, The Jewish Film Festival event featuring the film "Unsettled" was postponed from Tuesday, February 16 to Monday, March 1. The showing of "Unsettled" will begin at 7:00 p.m. at the University of Louisville's Chao Auditorium, Ekstrom Library.

Featuring music by Matisyahu, "Unsettled" is set in the summer of 2005, as the Israeli government plans to withdraw from the Gaza strip and uproot thousands of its own citizens. The eviction means 3 young lifeguards will be forced to leave their beach home forever. Hebrew & English with English subtitles.

Join us at the Nelson County public Library for a free screening of the documentary Zeitgeist Addendum.There will be a 1 hour discussion and FAQ session following the film.

The Oscars aren't until March 7. And to help hold you movie lovers over until then, head to this weekend's (Feb. 19 to 21) second annual Derby City Film Festival, taking place at the Clifton Center (2117 Payne St.). Prices range from $6 for a single screening to $40 for a three-day pass.

Saw a sneak preview of "Valentine's Day" the other night. Yeah, it's that movie your lady friend is dragging you to this weekend. The cast is packed with so many celebrities that I think the last names in the opening credits hit every letter of the alphabet.

I don't remember any character names, but I can try to give you a one-sentence synopsis.

Enjoy a fun family movie under the stars at the Zoo on September 25 & 26 from 5pm - 9pm! Special $5 Zoo admission after 5 p.m. includes pre-movie activities, games, Zoo exhibits open until dusk and a popular family movie at sundown. Ronald McDonald will entertain the crowds at 7:00 p.m. before the movie starts. Free for Zoo members.

502-238-5331
http://www.louisvillezoo.org/

Enjoy a fun family movie under the stars at the Zoo on September 25 & 26 from 5pm - 9pm! Special $5 Zoo admission after 5 p.m. includes pre-movie activities, games, Zoo exhibits open until dusk and a popular family movie at sundown. Ronald McDonald will entertain the crowds at 7:00 p.m. before the movie starts. Free for Zoo members.

502-238-5331
http://www.louisvillezoo.org/