When I was a boy, I met Darth Vader at Raceland Mall. I also got to hug a Jawa. I have spent everyday since then chasing that high.
I love Louisville so much that I moved to Southern Indiana. "It's like getting a raise!"
I love knowing that to this day, my dad believes the "Fern Creek" actually ran through our yard.
I love the fact that most of my friends had to go to juvenile court at some point in their lives for trying to catch a peak of the Goatman of Pope Lick Lane poking around the trestles.
I love being judged more on the fact that I went to Seneca High School than on any of the absolutely disgusting and/or heinous things I've done in my life.
