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    So there I was, minding my own business at Derby 2016, when I ran into these bachelorettes. 

    They were very excited to be alive, and even MORE excited to have me try their Derby-bachelorette party game: throw the inflatable ring on the inflatable penis. I got all three rings, first try. "You're the first person to get all three!" One girl told me. "I'm the first sober person you've met today." I said.


    Soon, they roped in a new set of players. 



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    Big fan of bacon and bourbon, deep fried anything, sweet tea and sweet nothings.

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