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    Dear Lou,
    How do I convey to New Wave Burrito that I have the “munchies” and don’t know what to order? Is there a secret code?
     
    Sincerely,
    Dazed and Confused
     
     
     
    Dear Dazed and Confused,
    A classic predicament indeed. Ordering a burrito can be stressful situation; your heart racing as five minutes starts to feel like five hours. Self-awareness is keen while confusion and awkwardness start to set in, all the while you just want a burrito. My advice for you would be to simply order The Vacation. It’s a breakfast burrito with chorizo, tater tots, scrambled eggs and queso. A filling burrito to satisfy that hunger.
     
    However, if you forget this potable suggestion, I would recommend conveying your situation in a subtle way and ask for a recommendation. Try this, “Hey 'bud' I’m having a little trouble choosing a burrito. I’ve got high expectations and don’t want to be disappointed.  I was wondering if we could make a joint decision. What would you suggest?”
    -Lou

     

    Do you need advice from Lou? Please write Lou at dearlou502@gmail.com. 

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