You don’t need to troll Craigslist anymore. (And I know you do!) I’ll do it for you and bring you the highlights each Thursday.
A licensed instructor will teach you about carrying concealed deadly weapons. At your convenience.
For $100, you can sign up for an 8-hour private investigation of Waverly Hills Sanitorium.
Ladies can “rock this body for the New Year” when they respond to an ad by a guy who took a selfie in a hotel bathroom.
You can get gigs that involve staying home and making paychecks every week, making artisanal cheese, or giving body rubs. But only “attractive personable passionate intelligent slim body rub girls” need apply.
You can buy an entire collection of Pappy Van Winkle bourbons. Just make an offer!
$75 gets you a whiskey decanter shaped like Elvis’ head.
Somebody wants to know why their pictures are disappearing from Craigslist.
A talent agency is looking for “the next Miley or Taylor.”