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    This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist:

    Someone seeks a babymaking mate for their female hedgehog. The owner of the father gets to keep one of the babies.

    "FINALLY A DIET PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!" Skinny Fiber, "a unique all natural soluble dietary fiber defined on Wikipedia as "a food additive used as an emulsifier and thickener."" Mmmm.

    A 48-year-old man has only one question: "What color bra and panties are you wearing today?"

    Someone is selling a vibrating belt exerciser from the 1920s. It still works! Weight loss not guaranteed.

    An artist is looking for a few women who "hate all clothing" to model nude while he draws them. Ladies, if you "are just plain tired of wearing clothes all the time," hit this guy up.

    For rent: a one bedroom house in "pleasurer ridge." Wonder what they do for fun there.

    A 25-year-old man who has degrees in computer science and engineering seeks a lady to weather the zombie apocalypse with. "Since we may be the only person that we talk to for long periods of time, we must be able to get along and balance out each others respective skill sets," he says. He watches zombie movies and plays zombie video games. "This has all given me knowledge to help establish what kind of zombie outbreak we are facing and what we will have to do to defeat them," says this gentleman.

    Once in a lifetime opportunity! This guy seeks an "ESCORT,MAID,PUMP MY GAS and GROCERY getta for anything I need..PAY$ CA$H on the spot...!!TEXT YA PIC..and your qualifications"

    Not interested in working? No problem. Get $2,500 in your bank account every two weeks! "Plz don't miss this opportunity i have certified checks that I can drop in your account
    And these checks are from my BUISNESS I own in Atlanta.
    I will be in Kentucky from Feb. 20-23 so if are trying to make sum fast CASH!"

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    About Amy Talbott

    Piscean. INFJ. Cat person. Runner. Mediocre housekeeper. Excellent cook. Scours the sleaze on Craigslist so you don't have to.

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